Pes Army President reveals his key to success (Finnish only)

Pes Army Entertainmentin keulahahmo Andy Jäkälä avautui metro -lehden haastattelussa kosteista elämäntavoistaan ja seksielämästään. Legendaarisen pelaajan mukaan hän ei voisi jatkaa menestyksekästä peli- uraansa ilman viinaa ja tupakkaa - ja naisia.

Vaikka 29-vuotias Pes- veteraani on ryypännyt kuin sieni viimeiset 11 vuotta, hän ei halua tyrkyttää elämäntapaansa muille.

- En halua, että joitakin lapsia kuolee, koska he ovat juoneet minun takiani. Jos sanot, että tämä tyyppi on ryypännyt 11 vuotta pelatessaan Pessiä, joku voi kuvitella tekevänsä samoin, Jäkälä sanoo.

Pes- legenda toteaa olevansa pattitilanteessa päihteiden suhteen.

- Pelityylini liittyy alkoholiin. Se on pitkällisen kehityksen tulos. Minun täytyy siis jatkaa juomista, koska muuten pelini kärsisi. En voisi jatkaa työtäni ilman tupakkaa ja viinaa.

- Mutta ketä kiinnostaa, jos juon? Entä sitten? Olen vain toivoton juoppo, Andy lataa.

Andy arvelee maaneensa "vain" sadan eikä kahden sadan naisen kanssa, kuten on väitetty.

- Aloitin hommat 14-vuotiaana. Asuin silloin Käpylässä. Siellä päin oli hiljaisempaa tyttörintamalla.

Jäkälä ei ole ollut naimisissa ja hänen pisin seurustelusuhteensa on 2 vuoden pituinen.

- Naisten jahtaaminen tällä iällä erilaista kuin 22-vuotiaana, Uskokaa pois, hän heittää.

Andy toteaa, ettei hänen asenteensa ole muuttunut vuosien saatossa.

- En pelaa PESsiä muille tyypeille - vain itselleni. Jos pidän siitä, tekin kuulette siitä. Mutta jos ette tykkää, en välitä paskakaan siitä.

Telling the truth, and nothing but the truth

Beer? Yes, i have drinked it. Marijuana? Yes, i have smoked it. Cocaine? Yes, i have snoozed it. Ecstasy? Yes, i have swallowed a tablet. Hooker? Yes, i have fucked it. Fifa? No, i have never played it.

New beginning

Editor in chief will retire. Andy is not.

"I can walk on fire, it ain't stopin' me
It's just showin' me the way
Come thunder, lighting all over me
I'd still be on my way

You can put me through loads of trouble
But in anyway

It's just the beginnin' and not the end
No use in pretendin' cause you can't win
It's just a beginnin', the beginnin'
Not the end

It's not a strange behavior, it's the way I am
Nothin' puts me down
And if a situation would get out of hand
I'd still be back around

You can put me through loads of trouble
But never bring me down

It's just the beginnin' and not the end..."

THE END

Editor in chief will retire. There is no fun to be two women trapped. I also hate playing PES. Baking, gym and poems, they are now number one. I will miss you Andy! We were friends, but there were never friendly games. All good for your freelancer career. You never succeeded as an actor, but you talk shit, however, fairly well. “True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love never ends. Letting go is one way of saying I love you.”

News from Rotterdam!

Jari Litmanen did not play.

Ronaldo. The world's best and fattest player. (Im your bitch, Ronnie!)

"I have never seen a talent like Ronaldo. He always scores, scores, scores. The first game he played for Milan, Sienna away, I said to him: 'I can't put you on the pitch, you are 100kg'. 'Mister', he said, 'don't worry, I will score'. I put him in and he scored twice." - Carlo Ancelotti

Wayne! What did you do? You stupid Shrek look-alike!

One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. 
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. 
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. 
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." 
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." 
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."

a day late, a dollar short.

Editor in chief scores twice!!

Last saturday our editor in chief scored twice. That is all.

Antonio " Get mad, then get over it" Cassano

Let's talk about an all-time tough guy . He is fantastic and he has red shoes. Like all all the hard boys have. When he gets angry ask him to count to ten. When he gets very angry, just pray.

Sometimes one step back is two steps forward

Pes 6. We play it. It is fuckin good. I play with Real Madrid. You remember.. Cassano, Ronaldo (Big-bellied), Raul, Guti, Roberto Carlos, Beckham and RVN. All professors in the same basket. All looked good but Capello the asshole ruined everything.

Who is this guy? Hint: he plays against us (finland) on Tuesday..

 -"Every day I work my guts out in training, every match I play my heart out." -"But really, I can only be dangerous for the team in one place, and that is in the box." -"If you start to find that kind of luxury as a normal thing, you don't belong in the real world."


He is the fuckin RVN aka. Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Tottenham Hotspurs licenced in PES 2011

Manu and Bayern Munich as well!!

Internet spreading false news

Someone has made a false news of Andy's air travel. According to the news andy was raging in flight. This is not true.

Road to Germany

"I see life and it's passin' right before my eyes
And the past is the past don't regret it, time to realize
I need to walk on the wire just to catch my breath,
I don't know how or where but I'm goin' it's all that I have left

It don't matter where it takes me
Long as I can keep this feeling runnin' through, my soul

Never took this road before -- destination unknown
Oh oh oh ohohoh -- destination unknown
Won't be coming back this way gotta go it alone
Oh oh oh ohohoh -- destination unknown"

Promoting PES in Helsingin Sanomat

This article was released in Helsingin Sanomat in 2008.

37,8 c

A major setback has struck me. A fever, one of God's twisted designs.

-Andy

Travel kit to Gamescom 2010

A reporter is a type of journalist who researches and presents information in certain types of mass media.

Good news from Cologne! Chris tested the stuff, here is his opinion..

"This is grade: A, 100% pure Colombian, ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit. Pure as the driven snow." -Chris

No one saves us but ourselves, no one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path but Buddhas clearly show the way.

Peat turns to the buddhist.. He wants to find peace of mind. He also wants to score outside the box.

BTW, Ruud Van Nistelrooy scored a Hat tonight! Gongrats Ruudy!

A message from the former U.S. President

Andy, keep your head up in Germany and smoke 'em out. Follow the God and you will not fail.

Your pal
George

This is where it all began...

Thank you for the following : Alcoholism, divorce, bankrupcy, social isolation.

Do i regret jumping onboard this freight train?

NEVER.

ROCKY 7: Never give up

A fighter. A lover. A legend. The greatest challenge.

Breakfast

Remember folks, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Editor in Chief makes his last message to Andy before the trip.

"Just go where you're told, do what you're told, play it straight down the line ... Nothing cute, nothing fancy."

Park bench

Let's all take a moment and celebrate these fine products. Beautifully made and good to sit at. I love parks.

Waiting line

I cannot wait the new PES 2011 for Wii and Ps2. I just can't wait.. Oh well, this package will surely ease the pain.

Our soul mates

Remember these guys from old versions of PES? Is this the year when they come back? Fingers crossed.

Carlos, was the soup hot enough for ya??

Rumours of PES 2011

Is he the new Kazuki Ito?

Bud Light

Always worth it.

Do you know what day it is today?

I do. Watch the original movie as well. It's a killer.

Countdown to Gamescom 2010

Game developers, get ready to some tricky questions from Andy.

Next- gen does NOT mean best-gen.

I rest my case.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.

Cologne skyline

Cologne at night. In the background, you can see the Twin Towers.

Chris!! Are you ready to have some fun in Cologne next week??

Call me!! 555- BLOWME

A message from the girls from office

Andy, have fun in Cologne and be careful!

- Girls from office (bring chokolate)

We will never forget

Jari Olavi Litmanen, you are still Finland's greatest player of all time. Despite your age and your ridiculous injuries. We will always love you.

"once you were blue, now you are red. In our hearts you are dead".

A man who has plagued me for weeks is Joe Cole. My favourite opponent Andy plays for Liverpool and i am Manchester United. We play for money, of course. Joe is fucking good on the left side, but i think Andy should play him in the middle of a free role. Here is a new real video, see how Joe cuts defense.

Wonderful Joe Cole plays in the middle

"money never sleeps"

Sometimes we play pes for money. If you want to join in, just contact us. Good guys finish last.

Gamescom 2010

Our special reporter Andy is heading up to cologne next week. He will send us live news about the new pro evolution soccer (2011).

Andy keep your "pession" going on and stay alive. Selma and Pauliina (girls from office) will miss you a lot.

Andys reports appear every day on this site.
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