9/08/2010

New beginning

Editor in chief will retire. Andy is not.
"I can walk on fire, it ain't stopin' me
It's just showin' me the way
Come thunder, lighting all over me
I'd still be on my way

You can put me through loads of trouble
But in anyway

It's just the beginnin' and not the end
No use in pretendin' cause you can't win
It's just a beginnin', the beginnin'
Not the end

It's not a strange behavior, it's the way I am
Nothin' puts me down
And if a situation would get out of hand
I'd still be back around

You can put me through loads of trouble
But never bring me down

It's just the beginnin' and not the end..."

9/07/2010

THE END

Editor in chief will retire. There is no fun to be two women trapped. I also hate playing PESBaking, gym and poems, they are now number one. I will miss you Andy! We were friends, but there were never friendly games. All good for your freelancer career. You never succeeded as an actor, but you talk shit, however, fairly well. True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love never ends. Letting go is one way of saying I love you.

News from Rotterdam!


Jari Litmanen did not play.

Ronaldo. The world's best and fattest player. (Im your bitch, Ronnie!)

"I have never seen a talent like Ronaldo. He always scores, scores, scores. The first game he played for Milan, Sienna away, I said to him: 'I can't put you on the pitch, you are 100kg'. 'Mister', he said, 'don't worry, I will score'. I put him in and he scored twice." - Carlo Ancelotti

9/05/2010

Wayne! What did you do? You stupid Shrek look-alike!

One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. 
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. 
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. 
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." 
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." 
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
a day late, a dollar short.